KendelDung

Poor Mixter Dung. The erstwhile LuftBaron KendelDung was a Phoecenni citizen who married the LuftBaroness AvaKordite in a union that was heralded as a new age of comraderie betwixt the HighCourt and DeepCourt. As part of that mass jubilation, xie was given the reins to the last GrandSummer fete in -- what was it, 289 MB? (Sorry, I only use MeridianBalance for dates because of scholastic veracity so I'm not sure when that is on the provincial calenders).

Regardless, it was an unprecedented disaster. Kendel refused the Baroness Kordite's assistance, and intended it all as a huge surprise for her. But xie had truly uninformed knowledge of physics, party planning and financial acumen, so the whole thing ended before it began in a fit of explosions, inadequate bathroom facilities and debt. The Baronessa couldn't divorce xir fast enough.

The last I heard, Mixter Dung was a miserly poet going by a pseudonym in a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood of CuttlefishBay.

-- By JuneLaveau

Comments, disputes, footnotes, addenda:

I remain convinced that it was intrigue and not ignorance that ruined KendelDung. Who gives a prize harpooner these responsibilities and expects success, really? The HighCourt is not that stupid. Either AvaKordite was being punished for sharing information with the DeepCourt, or the DeepCourt was being warned off.

If it's the latter, I'm not sure it has worked.

-- By HalloaGrisau

Miserly poet?!? MISERLY POET?

I cannot believe this utter balderdash being spouted here. Mixter Dung is a genius, that is clear to any with an ear for the subtle rhymes of QuinaryCouplets. Mixter Dung was kind enough to pass an encouraging word or two about my own literary dabblings, and I shall hear nothing said against a fellow poet.

-- TobiasRavensong

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